To Whom it may concern:

I am a true believer of the ‘randomwordbyruth’.  I know this is off topic but what would you wear to a dinner at the Arm A Getting club ?  I have a short black leather mini skirt and a tidy white blouse.  Would that be too hopeful?

Thanks B 4 Hand-

Ophelia Fanny

Dear Randomwordbyruth

Before you set out to purchase a coat it is always important to consider the purpose of that coat and most importantly acknowledging the fact that when someone looks at you the first thing to get their attention is your coat.

Thank You for your time-

Follower of the Word

Dear F-ing Stupid

Next time I read a post I hope it doesn’t disappointment me as much as yours did.  I know it was my choice but honestly ‘who cares about the rights of those freaks…the drag queens, the cross dressers and the ‘should be put on an island and left to play with themselves’ homos!

God Bless You and Yours-

Angry Asshole

Dear Randomwordbyruth or White Whoppie or rbowl….

How long does it take latch hook the fifty states?  What if I leave Puerto Rico out?  And, possibly,Alaska?  My cousin who recently fell into a sinkhole had been ready to tell me…however, the authorities say we may never see him again.

Piss Off-

Sassy Pants

Dear Fans-

It is so hard to find good help these days.  But research shows that in the year 2020  we should find ourselves afflicted with Political Autism.

Therefore, latch hooking, yellow journalism and/or being angry assholes will serve to have proven what many of us have known all along:

In the year 2525

If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
Ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t need your eyes
You won’t find a thing chew
Nobody’s gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got not nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you

In the year 6565
Ain’t gonna need no husband, won’t need no wife
You’ll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God’s a-comin’ he ought to make it by then
Maybe he’ll look around himself and say
Guess it’s time for the Judgment day

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake his mighty head
He’ll either say I’m pleased where man has been
Or tear it down and start again

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In the year 9595
I’m kinda wondering if man is gonna be alive
He’s taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain’t put back nothing

Now it’s been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man’s reign is through
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it’s only yesterday

In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find

In the year 3535
Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do or say
Is in the pill you took today …

Addendum number 23 set forth this day, the last day of the rest of politcal life October something and something.:

The government has decided to take it’s balls and go home.  Recess is over and there will be a short break after a quick message from our sponsor-

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It is obvious that when the United States and her elected officials tell us what to do…we should jump.  Therefore the following list has been issued by the current ‘men and women’ of the Outhouse on Pennsylvania Ave.:

1. If a disaster were to strike.  Please call 1-800-good-bye!  Leave your name, phone number and a brief message.  Someone will get back to you within five to seven business days.

2. Plan ahead death is inevitable.  A good sturdy off shore bank account is suggested.  As well as, a South American prostitute and a can of baked beans along with a Swiss Army knife.

3.Please, please, please, do not panic.  Plan to carry at least one prescription drug and two or three disposable cell phones.  Big Brother will still be able to track you and the Big Pill manufacturers keep America running.

4. This is the end or at least until tomorrow.  When 9 out of 10 U.S. citizen’s will wonder what happened the last time the government shut down.  Wasn’t there a Clinton around then?

* Most importantly, during these, the dark days of too much ‘Mom, Joe the republican didn’t like my idea in school and now he won’t give me my Obama button back’ remember to ‘put your head between your legs and kiss your Assets good-bye!’